Shrek is a fictional green ogre from the Dreamworks film of the same name who shows up as a recurring topic of discussion on the Pizza Party Podcast.
Here is the transcript of the Pizza Party Podcast when Jim tells the rest about his personal experiences with our Ogre-Lord Shrek.
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>I was only nine years old >I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a faggot >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek >I called him a cunt >He slaps me and sends me to my room >I am crying now, because my face hurts >I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me >I fell something touch me >It's Shrek >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp" >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek >He penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek >I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Shrek >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now" >Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
" -Jim